Two Farm Dozen | Low-PUFA
Recieve a box of 2 dozen unwashed, fresh eggs.
From our Farm, to your home. It’s a joy to be able to offer you our weekly abundance of fresh eggs.
The eggs that are produced by our small flock of hens, aren’t just any egg. We take the saying, “you are what you eat, eats,” very seriously. And this applies directly to chickens and the daily egg they give!
We believe food is our highest form of medicine. It is this strong conviction that guides us in the way we raise the hens charged to our care. Our incredible eggs come from hens raised on forage & pasture in mobile shelters, moved daily.
Our hens are 100% vax-free and never ever given antibiotics (or anything synthetic). They are given fresh rain water daily, along with raw, better-than-organic, A2A2 milk & yogurt, beef organ meats, and a special fish broth we make for them from fresh fish grown & caught here on Farm. They are likewise offered a low-PUFA feed (no corn, soy, sunflower, or flaxseed) along with a blend of herbs, both of which we custom craft ourselves.
We may occasionally have pullet eggs available. These small-medium sized eggs are laid only for the first few weeks of a hen’s lifecycle and although they are smaller, they are a nutritional powerhouse! A truly, prized delicacy! Not to mention, packed with protein, antioxidants, and flavor.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
-Listing is for a box of 2 dozen unwashed, fresh eggs (extra will be sent in the rare case of cracks)
-Choose between full-size large-extra large eggs OR pullet eggs (small-medium size)
-All sales are final.
-We make NO guarantee on color of egg shells. All pullet eggs will be variations of brown only. Full-size eggs can range from blue to light brown to dark brown. Egg shell color has no impact on egg quality, it’s simply based on breed uniqueness.
-Egg boxes will be shipped priority mail on Monday-Tuesday to avoid weekend delays.
A NOTE ABOUT OUR HERBAL BLEND (for education and why we consider these eggs akin to medicine):
Our beloved hens are daily provided with an herbal blend (custom crafted on Farm), consisting of: nettle leaf, alfalfa leaf, calendula flowers, spirulina, chlorella, cilantro leaf, moringa leaf, sweet paprika, garlic, oregano, ashwagandha root, maca root, cayenne pepper, and turmeric root. We have crafted this blend to support the hens by way of boosted immune resilience, proper liver support, stronger egg shells, increased laying consistency, enhanced feather condition, reduced stress and disease susceptibility, and natural parasite prevention.
Likewise, we specifically crafted this herbal blend to protect our hens, and the eggs they produce, from the toxic heavy metals that fall to the soil, due to persistent stratospheric aerosol injection (aka chemtrails). Each of the herbs in our herbal blend, in one way or another, serve to protect both our hens and their eggs from inevitable heavy metal exposure. The blend limits toxin load by preventing absorption in the gut, encourages excretion via liver, kidneys, and bile, protects yolk quality with antioxidants like carotenoids (from calendula, paprika, spirulina) and anti-inflammatory compounds (from turmeric and moringa), and it improves shell integrity, minimizing environmental leaching, through calcium and mineral support (nettle, alfalfa, moringa).
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS:
Our eggs are sold under private contract, directly from our Farm to you. These eggs have not been inspected, graded, or certified by any state or federal agency, and are offered as-is for personal use only.
By purchasing our eggs, you acknowledge and agree that:
• You are entering into a private, voluntary transaction between individuals.
• You assume full responsibility for the use and handling of these eggs.
• This exchange is made in good faith, without government oversight or interference, pursuant to Article I, Section 10 of the U.S. Constitution, which upholds the protected right to private contract and personal commerce, and to engage in direct, unregulated trade with willing individuals—in a private, voluntary manner.
We take great care in the health and nourishment of our laying hens and believe in transparency, quality, and the freedom to choose wholesome food from known sources.
By completing the purchase, you agree to release our Farm from any and all liability related to the consumption or handling of these eggs.
Thank you for supporting food freedom, small family farms, and off-grid sustainability!